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Friday, April 17, 2009

And I'm Turning To The Horoscopes And Looking For The Funnies

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Remeber: It's not that you can't find happiness in life, it's that you won't find happiness in life.

Even The Onion's horoscopes hate me.
Posted by Dave at 2:01 PM
Labels: horoscopes are horeshit anyhow, life, the onion

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