But What If No One Can Afford To Live Here Anymore? Well I Guess You Can 'Cause You've Got A Trust Fund

Look, it's San Diego:



Hah-hah, it's funny because now everyone in San Diego is poor! There must already be lines of unemployed white people hanging out on street corners, begging for some work or just some fish tacos.

BTW, this video was shot around Vista, the North County town in San Diego that fake-boobied boob Carrie Prejean is from, though she won her tit-le as "Miss La Jolla." Faker.

I also worked in Vista for my dad during summers in high school. Looks like it sucks as bad now as it did then. It's the most boring place ever, until you've been to Irvine.

I Might Be A Woman Beater, But I'm Not A Pussy Eater

A negative plus a negative equals a bigger negative. I learned that in math class at some point. 3rd grade? Anyhow, if you take something that you don't like -- say, Hawaiian Pizza -- and combine it with something else you don't like -- say, humanity -- then you're not going to get a good result. The entire planet eating Hawiian Pizza is bad (save for starving kids, but they're poor and nobody cares about them).

Or say you hate outlandish bling on rappers. I do. And you hate guys who beat women. I do, as well. How can a positive outcome be reached?



I'd Chris Brown Chris Brown to snag that rope.