Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I Sit Alone In My Four-Cornered Room Staring At Candles

Insanitor!!!

So much to do, not much to say worth saying, but I've been ridiculing this crazy woman (Deborah Perez) who claims her dad was the Zodiac (and she went along with him in the car!) ever since her and her very shady team of lawyers showed up at the Chronicle or somewhere. AND THEN it came out that she claimed (at one point) that she was the daughter of John F. Kennedy. And that became far more interesting, because if John F. Kennedy was the Zodiac? Holy shit. The Zapruder Film was a fraud, Oswald really was a patsy, and apparently JFK decided to fake his own death and cede power to Lyndon Johnson so he could hide away in the Bay Area and kill five people.

Warren Ellis couldn't have thought of a better batshit insane idea.

Today, there's a report that her claims match SFPD forensic evidence from the 1970s. Yeah, OK, whatever SFPD and Crazy Lady. If there are two less reliable sources in crime investigation, please tell me who they are.

But, if it indeed turns out that her father was the Zodiac (whether he was JFK or not), I will eat vegan for five months, one for each of his victims.

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