Thursday, July 2, 2009

When You're Only Having Seconds, I'm A-Having Twenty-Thirds

Oh look: It's me.
Things I Wish Were True But I Fear Are Not:

Those little microwavable pizzas that I buy from my corner market at 11:30 at night after I'm smashed but haven't eaten dinner? I wish they were only 250 calories.

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