When You're Only Having Seconds, I'm A-Having Twenty-Thirds

Things I Wish Were True But I Fear Are Not:

Those little microwavable pizzas that I buy from my corner market at 11:30 at night after I'm smashed but haven't eaten dinner? I wish they were only 250 calories.

No welfare Supporters, More Conscious Of The Way We Raise Our Daughters

At 3:50 on a Wednesday morning, I want:

1. Jack in the Box.
2. A cat.

3. To stop posting YouTube videos from Cutebreak.
4. To stop getting so loaded that it takes me 30 minutes to find my glasses the next morning.
5. The motivation to go to Jack in the Box.
6. Eight hours of sleep.
7. To know it will all be OK. Or better than OK.