Speaking of famous dead musical legends...
"Very sad. Looks like a normal soccer-playing kid."
I agrees.
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I guess I was feeling a bit overconfident because by the time the waitress was able to direct the woman’s attention over to the bar to see who had ordered the drink for her, I was already masturbating.
Tom Oatmeal is my internet find of the workday.
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Things I Would Like To Learn How to Do:
1. Photoshoppin' -- like, actually Photoshop shit, not just add text to a photo or use the macrame filter or something.
2. Make videos. Just like, record shit off of TV or the Internet and make it into a video, and not just hold a camcorder or an iPhone in front of the TV.
3. Moonwalk. I've wanted to moonwalk forevs. Being old, white, fat, and not terribly coordinated are four strikes against me. Also: Running Man.
4. Drink less.
5. Have
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Things I Used To Do But No Longer Do Because They Reminds Me of Jessica:
1. Watch Flight of the Concords.
2. Watch 30 Rock.
3. Watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (OK, I've never watched it, but I want to, but I can't, because it would remind of Jessica, who after we broke up developed a love for the show.)
4. Walk on Sutter Street.
5. Be happy.
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Eight or nine hangovers in a row, plus about six hours a sleep a night, plus being ridiculously busy at work all week leaves Dave with little energy to do any work at all on Friday.
