And Honey, You Can Make My Motor Hum

I want to have sexylovetime with Sarah Haskins. I'm also very, very drunk.



Cheers to a lazy, drunken July 4, surrounded by friends who like you for who you are. America has something to do with that.

The Vision Was A Masterpiece Of Comic Timing

Also:

Like most people who have a job, I've never watched Current TV before. But Sarah Haskins is my new favorite entertainer person lady in the world.